Michelle Obama Thinks Voters Are Children

“I think what we see is what happens when we take things for granted”- Michelle Obama while smelling her own farts.

According to the former First Lady, the Obama administration was like “having the good parent at home,” compared to president Trump.

During a speech at the Simmons Leadership Conference in Boston, Michelle Obama took shots at Trump, comparing him to the “fun” parent who appears to be lax on the rules.

While Barry O is considered to be “the responsible parent, the one who told you to eat your carrots and go to bed on time,” Trump is, in her mind, the exact opposite.

“And now we have the other parent. We thought it’d feel fun — maybe it feels fun for now because we can eat candy all day and stay up late and not follow the rules.”

Does anyone else find this rhetoric confusing? Trump is calling for drug dealers to receive the death penalty. That’s some pretty freakin’ strict parenting right there.

The guy is also trying to enforce immigration laws. Again, more rules. So now, Michelle’s metaphor makes absolutely no sense.

CAN’T GET OVER HILLARY
She doesn’t stop there. Obama goes on to call Hillary Clinton “the most qualified person to ever seek the office of the presidency.” Just for those wondering, here are the qualifications to run for president:

No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.

So, I guess Hillary is just a super American, as there aren’t really any prerequisites to attain the highest office in the land aside from residency and age. That doesn’t keep Michelle from shaming the rest of the country for not voting in a woman.

“We’ve got to be willing, when we do find qualified people, to vote for them. And we didn’t do that in this election.”

You hear that America? You didn’t do what you were supposed to do, you idiots! Everyone was supposed to pick the woman! Now there’s a glitch in the matrix.

DEMOCRATS ARE HELLBENT ON RUNNING FEMALE CANDIDATES
Fortunately, she took the time to address the rumors of a potential presidential run with the always fantastic Oprah.

“The reason why I don’t want to run for president — I can’t speak for Oprah, but my sense is that first of all, you have to want the job. And you can’t just say, ‘You’re a woman. Run.’ And we can’t look for women like that. We can’t just say ‘let’s find the women we like and ask them to do it,’ because there are a million women who are inclined and who do have the passion for politics.”

Can anyone else read that transcript without coming to the conclusion that Democrats are hellbent on getting a woman in office? I mean, I’m all for equality and whatever, but that “there are a million women who are inclined” comment leads me to believe the left is desperate to make gender an issue for 2020.

This “do as you’re told” mentality from the left is becoming more and more apparent. Their blatant disdain for anyone who has a different view of what could work is the reason they lost, and yet they are still using the same strategy. Shaming people to vote for you doesn’t work. Try giving people something to get excited about instead of constantly bitching about life not going the way you planned.