Trump Plans Date With North Korean Dictator

It’s happening! God Emperor Trump is finally going toe-to-toe with The Dear Leader! The 45^th President of the United States Donald J Trump is going to meet with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Face to face. Or….face to chest. The showdown of the century is upon us! The “Stable Genius” vs “Rocket Man”. This could be bigger than Connor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather! The two have been trading incendiary words for several months now, with Trump essentially putting Pyongyang in an awkward situation in which they were forced to, for lack of a better term, “s*** or get off the pot”.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders just made this bombshell announcement this evening: “President Trump greatly appreciates the nice words of the South Korean delegation and President Moon. He will accept the invitation to meet with Kim Jong Un at a place and time to be determined. We look forward to the denuclearization of North Korea. In the meantime, all sanctions and maximum pressure must remain,”

South Korean leaders informed Trump on Thursday that Kim Jong Un was interested in a meeting. President Trump is expected to meet with the North Korean leader sometime before May. This would be the first time a sitting US President has met with any leader of North Korea. The unprecedented move, if handled correctly, could be the first step to long lasting peace in the Korean Peninsula. It would also be yet another crushing blow to the Democrats, who hope to gain Senate and Gubernatorial spots in this year’s midterm elections.

No word yet if the President will follow in the footsteps of Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau and dress like a North Korean Olympic cheerleader.

Please support our media insurgency! CLICK HERE to go to our DONATE page! And be sure to use our Amazon banner if you are planning on buying something on their site. They will toss us a few shekels for the referral. Everything helps us grow!